Humour, Silliness, Jokes, whatever
This page is not meant to be a re-hash of all the same old jokes that slosh around the internet. They're just the things that make me laugh out loud when I see them, wherever I see them.
If you notice any themes developing, and you feel that you are on the receiving end, please don't be offended. To make people laugh is a true talent, so if your nationality, race, gender, sexual orientation, religion or whatever seems particularly well represented here, I hope you will take it as a compliment.
| Intelligent, eloquent, highly educated: we all know how great the medical profession is. So who wrote these medical notes? Click here |
| Men are from Mars and women are from ....ummm.... somewhere else. I forget where it is, but it's definitely not Mars. Click here |
| Delia v The Ladies of Cabrera Life's too short! Click here |
| Women are clever: but not that clever! Three "women" jokes in a row: I must have a death-wish! Click here |
| An Irishman walks into a bar Where have you heard that before? Click here |
| Workers What's wrong in this photo? Click here |
| Gordon the Rooster Oooh. We're getting a bit political here.... Click here |
| The Leith Police No, not a tongue-twister. Just someone sounding-off and saying all the things we wish we had said Click here |
| Betting with the Inland Revenue Here's a man who did what we all wish we could have done Click here |
| Call Centre Conversations Have a little sympathy for the people who man the call centres Click here |
| I Don't Believe My Eyes! Sometimes you shouldn't Click here |
| Life In the Australian Army A letter to home Click here |
| Car Recovery the Irish Way or "How to Compound a Catastrophe" Click here |
| Parenthood Take a little advice from one who's experienced it. Click here |
| Proud To Be British Doesn't it make you feel proud to be British? Maybe not, when you see this lot. Click here |
| Now I know why I never made any money Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as a salesman: here is the mathematical proof. Click here |
| IT Jokes A friend who is an IT Manager sent me these. Click here |
| Aircraft Gripe Sheets We've all seen those alleged quotes from insurance claim forms. Here's a similar thing, that's not so commonly circulated. Click here |
| MEMORANDUM TO: The Citizens of the United States of America RE: Revocation of your Independence Click here |
| Radio Transcript, 10.10.95 Click here |
| American's Guide to Britain It has been suggested by a few uncharitable persons that my humour pages are less than kindly to those of the North American sub-species. By way of making amends, I offer this assistance to any Americans visiting Britain for the first time. Click here |
| Calling all Dyslexics! It's official! Spelling doesn't matter. Cilck hree |
