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Why Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as a salesman:
Below is rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2: Time is money.
As every engineer knows...
Work/Time = Power
and we have already established that:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Therefore we have:
Work/Money = Knowledge
Solving for money, we get:
Work/Knowledge = Money
Thus, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity regardless of the work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
SALES, that's where it's at!"
Below is rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is power.
Postulate 2: Time is money.
As every engineer knows...
Work/Time = Power
and we have already established that:
Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Therefore we have:
Work/Money = Knowledge
Solving for money, we get:
Work/Knowledge = Money
Thus, as knowledge approaches zero, money approaches infinity regardless of the work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
SALES, that's where it's at!"
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