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If You're Thinking Of Starting a Family, Think First, & Take Some Advice From One Who's Been There:
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now understand why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word exactly what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproof our homes, but they still get in.
BUT:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO TABLETS AND KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
1. You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
2. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
3. Mothers of teens now understand why some animals eat their young.
4. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word exactly what you shouldn't have said.
5. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
6. We childproof our homes, but they still get in.
BUT:
Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.
AND FINALLY:
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO TABLETS AND KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"!!!!!
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